Captain Ron

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Sound bites of the best quotes and one liners from Captain Ron (1992), in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Kurt Russell (Captain Ron), Martin Short (Martin Harvey), Mary Kay Place (Katherine Harvey)

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1 Uh, leg feels a lot better now, boss. Yeah, I've always been a fast healer. You know. Of course, I believe in Jesus, so that helps.
2 Yeah, diesels love their oil like a sailor loves his rum. -Huh! Yes, they do. Why is that, Captain Ron? -Ah, nobody knows. Huh.
3 And you're sure you know the way? -Oh, yeah, no problem there. Any fool could find it. -Well, let's hope so, huh?
4 Hey, swab, come here. Listen up. The way it works shipboard is, you do your job. You do it good, you get a better job. Maybe you get promoted from swab to mate. All right, get on it.
5 Well, dawn comes early on a boat. Right, Cap? -Yeah. Right about that, boss! Happens every morning just about sunup.
6 All right, let's tie her off and kick back some cold ones, huh?
7 And I don't think we're paying enough attention to our children! -Dad! -Ben, would you please stop interrupting? We're trying to have a family discussion here.
8 All right! Let's kick the tires and light the fires, huh?
9 It's on this island, San Pomme de Terre. Doesn't that sound romantic? -That means potato. -No, it doesn't.
10 Wait a minute. We don't even know if this thing is safe or not. -Eh, best way to find out is get her out on the ocean, Kitty. If anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there.
 
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