I've stood in this marketplace for 25 years. I do not profess to make dead men talk!

6 seconds sound clip from the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:41:24 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

(CIRCUS MARCH PLAYING)

- All the lovely colors. Two for the price of one. Get your balloons here!

- Hurry, hurry, hurry along now. Don't miss these lovely toffee apples! Hurry along now! Get your toffee apples at 8p each.

- Thank you very much, young man. Any more for any more?

- Which one of you lovely ladies and gentlemen would like a splendid, automatic haircut?

- I've stood in this marketplace for 25 years. I do not profess to make dead men talk!

- Hey, now, here you go then. Who's for an automatic haircut? Only three pence a time.

- You may have long hair, you may have short hair, sir, you may have straight hair, it makes no difference to the Potts automatic and hygienic, electronic hair-cutting machine!

- Come on. You could do with a haircut.

- Cut me hair? That's where me strength is.

[...]

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