You can have me hat or me bumbershoot, but you better never bother with me old bamboo. (2)

6 seconds sound clip from the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:45:31 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- To protect their fair complexion...

- Ladies use a parasol.

- It's useful in the underbrush...

- To have a hefty spear.

- Right! But what we do with an old bamboo makes everybody cheer.

- One, two, three.

- Me old bamboo, me old bamboo, you better never bother with me old bamboo. (2)

- You can have me hat or me bumbershoot, but you better never bother with me old bamboo. (2)

- Have a go, mate!

- A flyer in an aerial plane...

- He steers it with a stick.

- He does?

- A collier in the pits of Wales...

- He leans upon his pick.

- That's right

- Now every wheel of an automobile revolves around a shaft, but what we do with an old bamboo makes everyone go daft.

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