Let me instruct you in the fine arts of mystical...
4 seconds sound clip from the Conan the Destroyer movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:36:26 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- I understand that every king or queen must have a fool.
- Will the world's greatest wizard come forward, please?
- One cannot rule without wisdom.
- Let me instruct you in the fine arts of mystical...
- Later.
- I will have my own kingdom, my own queen.
- So it was that Conan mourned his lost Valeria.
[...]
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Actors: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Conan the barbarian), Makoto Iwamatsu (Akiro the wizard), Grace Jones (Zula), Wilt Chamberlain (Bombaata), Tracey Walter (Malak), Sarah Douglas (Queen Taramis), Olivia d'Abo (Princess Jehnna)
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