- What in the name of Christmas are you two doing?
- She's trying to teach me how to cook!

5 seconds sound clip from the Fried Green Tomatoes (1991) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:04:04.539 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- The truth.

- Well... They're terrible.

- Oh, well, don't be shy. Tell me how you feel.

- I will.

- What'd you go and do that for?

- I just thought you needed a little cooling off.

- You're right.

- Try these.

- I think we need to make a little paste.

- What in the name of Christmas are you two doing?

- She's trying to teach me how to cook!

- Look at those fried green tomatoes.

- You better stop this. I'm gonna have to arrest you for disorderly conduct.

- Oh, arrest us then.

- Let me handle this.

- All right.

(IDGIE LAUGHS WILDLY)

[...]