Yeah, if I find so much as a hair off his head, I'll arrest you faster than you can slap a tick, 'cause I'm the law, and you can't beat the law.

10 seconds sound clip from the Fried Green Tomatoes (1991) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:15:12.496 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Sit down.

- Sit down?

- You ain't fooling me, girlie girl. I know who you are.

- I heard from Bennett's hired hand that you threatened to kill Frank Bennett.

- Now, he ain't showed up dead yet. But if he does, you in a whole mess of trouble. You understand?

- What we talking about is murder here. Running afoul of the law and nobody gets away with that, not even a bunch of Alabama smart alecks.

- Yeah, if I find so much as a hair off his head, I'll arrest you faster than you can slap a tick, 'cause I'm the law, and you can't beat the law.

- Hey there.

- Tell me what he said.

- I told you. He said that was the best damn barbecue he ever had.

- That's all?

- No.

- What else? He said the pie was pretty good, too.

- You sure you ain't never seen this man, boy?

- Yes, sir, and I already told ya, I ain't never seen him.

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