I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump!

The Grinch (Jim Carrey)

7 seconds sound clip from the How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:54:31 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- What do you say, Martha? Ya got 20 seconds on the clock.

- Well, I... These gifts are quite dazzling.

- Of course they are.

- That's what it's all about, isn't it? That's what it's always been about! Gifts! Gifts. Gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts.

- You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I'm saying? In your garbage!

- I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump!

- And the avarice. The avarice never ends! 'I want golf clubs. I want diamonds.'

- 'I want a pony, so I can ride it twice, get bored, and sell it to make glue!'

- Look, I don't wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid!

- There is, however, one teeny-tiny Christmas tradition I find quite meaningful.

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