This guy would go home with a gardening tool right now, if it showed interest.
— (Bonnie Hunt)
3 seconds sound clip from the Jerry Maguire movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:56:26.277 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- You know, I mean, I'm... I'm dyin' here, aren't I?
- Yeah, it's a really bad cut.
- Well, just think if I'd got her the ring she really wanted.
- Why don't you have a seat. I'll get some Aloe Vera for that cut.
- Do you have something to drink?
- Sure.
- I heard.
- No kidding. I looked over and saw the shadow of two curious shoes in the doorway of the kitchen.
- This guy would go home with a gardening tool right now, if it showed interest.
- Don't use those. Use the frosted glasses.
- I warmed up some of that chicken with salsa for you.
- I'm not gonna say anything, I'm just gonna say this: You have always been very responsible with Ray.
[...]