I could've gone to a qualified doctor to attend to this scalp condition of mine.

5 seconds sound clip from the Practical Magic (1998) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:03:07.352 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- I mean, you get your psychos now and then. You know, animal slaughter, ritual human disembowelment, but that's really pretty rare.

- See, it's a pagan label. It's Sally. Hey, Sal.

- Hey.

- Howdy.

- She's definitely not into that stuff.

- She's not, huh?

- No.

- Miss Owens, I have a bone to pick with you.

- What can I do for you, Dwight?

- I could've gone to a qualified doctor to attend to this scalp condition of mine.

- Now, the more I use, the less it works. The product doesn't work.

- Well, that's because it doesn't go on your head.

- If I don't put it on my head, where the hell else would it go?

- Try to remember.

- My mistake.

- There you go.

- Thank you.

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