I don't know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Bilbo Baggins (Ian Holm)

9 seconds sound clip from the The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:24:39 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I might've known.

- Speech, Bilbo! Speech! Speech!

- My dear Bagginses and Boffins, Tooks and Brandybucks, Grubbs, Chubbs, Hornblowers, Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfoots.

- Proudfeet!

- Today is my 111th birthday!

- Happy birthday!

- But alas, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable Hobbits.

- I don't know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

- I, uh... I have things to do.

- I've put this off far too long.

- I regret to announce this is the end! I'm going now. I bid you all a very fond farewell. Goodbye.

- I suppose you think that was terribly clever.

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