The Nutty Professor (1996) Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny quotes, sayings and famous lines from The Nutty Professor (1996) movie, featuring short sound clips that you can use as ringtones.

Actors: Eddie Murphy (Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins), Jada Pinkett (Carla Purty), Dave Chappelle (Reggie Warrington), Larry Miller (Dean Richmond)

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101 You know, your eyes, there's something very familiar about them, as if I already know you.

— Carla Purty (Jada Pinkett)

102 Your titties are lovely. What's your name?

— Buddy Love, Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins (Eddie Murphy)

103 I would like to volunteer to take this old bird out of her misery.

104 Reggie's mama's so fat that the _ gets her toenails painted at Earl Scheib! Earl Scheib! Earl Scheib!

105 Someone has to tend to Chunky Butt's sex life. Chunky Butt is extremely horny. Excuse me.

— Buddy Love, Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins (Eddie Murphy)

106 What's the matter with you? Never seen a brother wearing a circus tent before? Black man can't go camping?

— Buddy Love, Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins (Eddie Murphy)

107 I hope you fart till your _ falls out.

108 Bosnia wants to give us money!

— Dean Richmond (Larry Miller)

109 This greasy, nasty pork chop, do you realize that there's a gene in your DNA that routes this straight to your fat cells, anditoauses all sorts of unsightly conditions?

— Buddy Love, Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins (Eddie Murphy)

110 As long as I pay the bills, I do what I want at this table. Case in point.