But they have one thing you haven't got. A diploma.
6 seconds sound clip from the The Wizard of Oz (1939) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:29:50 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity.
- Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain.
- And when they come out, they think deep thoughts, and with no more brains than you have.
- But they have one thing you haven't got. A diploma.
- I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of Th.D.
- Th.D.?
- That's Doctor of Thinkology.
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