If I really knew you, I know what I would find instead of a brain, a cash register, instead of a heart, a bottom line.

Kathleen Kelly (Meg Ryan)

6 seconds sound clip from the You've Got Mail movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:03:40.337 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Mochaccino decaf, nonfat.

- No, no, you are not staying.

- I'll just stay here until your friend gets here... Gee, is he late?

- The heroine of Pride and Prejudice is Elizabeth Bennet. She is one of the greatest and most complex characters ever written, not that you would know.

- As a matter of fact, I've read it.

- Oh, well, good for you.

- I think you'd discover a lot of things if you really knew me.

- If I really knew you, I know what I would find instead of a brain, a cash register, instead of a heart, a bottom line.

- What?

- I just had a breakthrough.

- What is it?

- I have you to thank for it. For the first time in my life when confronted with a horrible, insensitive person, I knew exactly what I wanted to say, and I said it.

- Well, I think you have a gift for it. That was a perfect blend of poetry and meanness.

- Meanness? Let me tell you something about meanness.

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