296 Movie Quotes about Fat (+ Sound Clips) - page 11

Updated: Dec 23, 2025

Memorable quotes about fat, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

101 Maybe no to a Snickers bar every once in a while wouldn't hurt.

Seth MacFarlane as Ted; Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

102 Hey, got something for you, lard _.

Tommy Chong as Anthony "Man" Stoner in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

103 Lard _. Lard _.

Cheech Marin as Pedro De Pacas in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

104 And that's a big _. We're talking 20, 30000 tons. Okay?

Quote from Titanic (1997)

105 I'll wear lipstick and rouge and I won't be so huge. Why, I'll easily fit through that door.

Quote from Beauty and the Beast (1991)

106 That's a 20-footer. -Twenty-five. Three tons of him.

Richard Dreyfuss as Matt Hooper; Robert Shaw as Quint; Captain Quint in Jaws

107 Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece of _? Or did you have to work on it?

Lee Ermey as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket

108 Scram, sisters, spaghetti ain't good for you. Puts fat on the wrong places.

Quote from The Roaring Twenties (1939)

109 You fat, disgusting slob. You're a goddamn disgrace!

Quote from Animal House (1978)

110 It looks like you gained some weight since you came in.

Quote from Animal House (1978)