74 Freaky Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

A selection of freaky quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

41 Look at your fine self. I bet you have on a thong made of licorice, don't you?

Eddie Murphy as Buddy Love in The Nutty Professor (1996)

42 So long as she doesn't call out for help, the answer is, Yes.

Peter Sellers as Auguste Topaze in Mr. Topaze (1961)

43 Give a man a vagina and he will shpichs for a day. Teach a man to use his hand as a vagina, and he will shpichs for a lifetime.

Sacha Baron Cohen as Admiral General Aladeen in The Dictator (2012)

44 Stop talking to my vagina!

Kathryn Hahn in The Dictator (2012)

45 And if you're cute and you're horny, then you're probably happy that you don't know who you are or why you're even alive. You just want to have sex as many times as possible before you die.

Jake Gyllenhaal as Donnie Darko in Donnie Darko

46 Hey, Marissa, it's me. Listen. Gonna be in the neighborhood a little bit later. Didn't know if you wanted to get together for frozen yogurt sometime, or maybe even a whole meal of food. If that'd be agreeable... Stupid.

Will Ferrell as Frank The Tank in Old School

47 Not so good. Please, what are you doing? You're not Romulus sucking on the teats of the mother wolf. If you know your Greek mythology.

Luke Wilson as Mitch in Old School

48 Your dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they're not clever. They smell _ and they want a piece of the action.

Vinnie Jones as Bullet Tooth Tony in Snatch

49 OK, so let's all open up our 'Reading is fun' books to page 69.

Adam Sandler as Billy Madison in Billy Madison

50 Yo-hoo! mom, are you decent? Well, here we come, ready or not.

Rod Steiger as Mr. Joyboy in The Loved One (1965)

74 Freaky Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

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