Give a man a vagina and he will shpichs for a day. Teach a man to use his hand as a vagina, and he will shpichs for a lifetime.
— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)
12 seconds sound clip from the The Dictator (2012) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:53:14 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Whoa, I can't believe it's happening to me. Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this.
- I can't believe it's happening to me.
- I did it! I just jerked it completely off! I did it all by myself! With this hand right here!
- Zoey? Zoey! You have changed my life!
- Allison, you may need to keep your voice down because... We've got a lot of customers.
- Fine.
[...]