30 Quotes by Fred Gwynne (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: October 28, 2020

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1 Well, sometimes dead is better.

As Jud Crandall in Pet Sematary (1989)

2 Next time you come into my courtroom, you will look lawyerly. And I mean you comb your hair and wear a suit and tie. And that suit better be made out of some kind of cloth.

As Judge Chamberlain Haller in My Cousin Vinny

3 No, don't. I'm gonna stay in prison tonight. Maybe I'll finally get some sleep.

As Judge Chamberlain Haller in My Cousin Vinny

4 If he's all the time crossing back and forth on that road, his luck will run out.

As Jud Crandall in Pet Sematary (1989)

5 A man grows what he can, then he tends it. Because what you buy is what you own. And what you own always comes home to you.

As Jud Crandall in Pet Sematary (1989)

6 The soil of a man's heart is stonier, like the soil up there, in the old Micmac burying ground.

As Jud Crandall in Pet Sematary (1989)

7 Sometimes dead is better. The Indians knew that.

As Jud Crandall in Pet Sematary (1989)

8 When you're addressing this court, you will rise... and speak to me in a clear, intelligible voice.

As Judge Chamberlain Haller in My Cousin Vinny

9 When you come into my court looking like you do, you not only insult me, but you insult the integrity of this court.

As Judge Chamberlain Haller in My Cousin Vinny

10 All I ask from you is a very simple answer to a very simple question. There are only two ways to answer it. Guilty or not guilty.

As Judge Chamberlain Haller in My Cousin Vinny

30 Quotes by Fred Gwynne (Sound Clips)

1 Well, sometimes dead is better.

2 Next time you come into my courtroom, you will look lawyerly. And I mean you comb your hair and wear a suit and tie. And that suit better be made out of some kind of cloth.

3 No, don't. I'm gonna stay in prison tonight. Maybe I'll finally get some sleep.

4 If he's all the time crossing back and forth on that road, his luck will run out.

5 A man grows what he can, then he tends it. Because what you buy is what you own. And what you own always comes home to you.

6 The soil of a man's heart is stonier, like the soil up there, in the old Micmac burying ground.

7 Sometimes dead is better. The Indians knew that.

8 When you're addressing this court, you will rise... and speak to me in a clear, intelligible voice.

9 When you come into my court looking like you do, you not only insult me, but you insult the integrity of this court.

10 All I ask from you is a very simple answer to a very simple question. There are only two ways to answer it. Guilty or not guilty.

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