Fred Gwynne: 30 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes delivered by Fred Gwynne, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Well, sometimes dead is better.

As Jud Crandall in Pet Sematary (1989)

2 Next time you come into my courtroom, you will look lawyerly. And I mean you comb your hair and wear a suit and tie. And that suit better be made out of some kind of cloth.

As Judge Chamberlain Haller in My Cousin Vinny

3 No, don't. I'm gonna stay in prison tonight. Maybe I'll finally get some sleep.

As Judge Chamberlain Haller in My Cousin Vinny

4 A man grows what he can, then he tends it. Because what you buy is what you own. And what you own always comes home to you.

As Jud Crandall in Pet Sematary (1989)

5 The soil of a man's heart is stonier, like the soil up there, in the old Micmac burying ground.

As Jud Crandall in Pet Sematary (1989)

6 Sometimes dead is better. The Indians knew that.

As Jud Crandall in Pet Sematary (1989)

7 When you're addressing this court, you will rise... and speak to me in a clear, intelligible voice.

As Judge Chamberlain Haller in My Cousin Vinny

8 When you come into my court looking like you do, you not only insult me, but you insult the integrity of this court.

As Judge Chamberlain Haller in My Cousin Vinny

9 All I ask from you is a very simple answer to a very simple question. There are only two ways to answer it. Guilty or not guilty.

As Judge Chamberlain Haller in My Cousin Vinny

10 Are you on drugs?

As Judge Chamberlain Haller in My Cousin Vinny