Judge Chamberlain Haller: 10 Movie Quotes with Audio

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1 Next time you come into my courtroom, you will look lawyerly. And I mean you comb your hair and wear a suit and tie. And that suit better be made out of some kind of cloth.

Fred Gwynne in My Cousin Vinny

2 No, don't. I'm gonna stay in prison tonight. Maybe I'll finally get some sleep.

Fred Gwynne in My Cousin Vinny

3 When you're addressing this court, you will rise... and speak to me in a clear, intelligible voice.

Fred Gwynne in My Cousin Vinny

4 When you come into my court looking like you do, you not only insult me, but you insult the integrity of this court.

Fred Gwynne in My Cousin Vinny

5 All I ask from you is a very simple answer to a very simple question. There are only two ways to answer it. Guilty or not guilty.

Fred Gwynne in My Cousin Vinny

6 Are you on drugs?

Fred Gwynne in My Cousin Vinny

7 That is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out objection.

Fred Gwynne in My Cousin Vinny

8 Yeah. She's my fiancée. -Well, that would certainly explain the hostility.

Judge Chamberlain Haller (Fred Gwynne), Vinny Gambini (Joe Pesci) in My Cousin Vinny

9 Can you answer the question? -No. It is a trick question.

Judge Chamberlain Haller (Fred Gwynne), Mona Lisa Vito (Marisa Tomei) in My Cousin Vinny

10 Sit down and stay there until you're told to leave.

Fred Gwynne in My Cousin Vinny