86 Movie Quotes about Funerals (+ Sound Clips) - page 8

Updated: Mar 13, 2025

Memorable quotes about funerals, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

71 Well, now, that's very funny. It's your funeral.

Quote from Shaolin Kung Fu Master (1978)

72 Well, kid, at least you're alive. If you'd got killed, I wouldn't have had anyone to mourn me at my funeral.

Quote from Sleeping Fist (1979)

73 There must be a little more honest way to conduct a funeral business.

Peter Lorre as Felix Gillie in The Comedy of Terrors

74 Come on, you can't even pay for your room here, let alone pay for a proper funeral.

Quote from Kung Fu - The Punch of Death

75 We should change the funeral arrangements.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero

76 Come on, why don't you come and work the funeral with me, anyway?

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero

77 A rooftop funeral service in Long Beach. How's that for taste?

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero

78 Vivaldi's going to blow up that funeral.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero

79 I can understand going to friend's funeral.

Vincent Price as Dr. Warren Chapin in The Tingler (1959)

80 Sure, we all hoped this would be the last funeral, but I knew better.

Megan Fox as Jennifer Check in Jennifer's Body

86 Movie Quotes about Funerals (+ Sound Clips) - page 8

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