87 Movie Quotes about Funerals (+ Sound Clips) - page 8

Updated: Mar 1, 2026

Memorable quotes about funerals, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

71 I was pallbearer at his funeral five years ago.

Quote from The Cowboys (1972)

72 Well, now, that's very funny. It's your funeral.

Quote from Shaolin Kung Fu Master (1978)

73 Well, kid, at least you're alive. If you'd got killed, I wouldn't have had anyone to mourn me at my funeral.

Quote from Sleeping Fist (1979)

74 There must be a little more honest way to conduct a funeral business.

Peter Lorre as Felix Gillie in The Comedy of Terrors

75 Come on, you can't even pay for your room here, let alone pay for a proper funeral.

Quote from Kung Fu - The Punch of Death

76 We should change the funeral arrangements.

Quote from Last Action Hero

77 Come on, why don't you come and work the funeral with me, anyway?

Quote from Last Action Hero

78 A rooftop funeral service in Long Beach. How's that for taste?

Quote from Last Action Hero

79 Vivaldi's going to blow up that funeral.

Quote from Last Action Hero

80 I can understand going to friend's funeral.

Quote from The Tingler (1959)