93 Movie Quotes about Funerals with Audio – Page 8Updated: Nov 10, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 71 Commissioner, what about the funeral? Papers will expect an honor guard with mayor attending, commissioner's staff paying its last respects. Quote from Kojak 72 I don't think this is the time or the place to talk about what kind of a funeral he's going to have, fellas. Quote from Kojak 73 I just didn't want to get caught up in a funeral, inquests and all that crap. Quote from Vacation (1983) 74 Yeah, yeah. Well, I just don't get off on funerals, man. They give me the creeps. Quote from Phantasm (1979) 75 What do you expect? You've hardly slept since the funeral last week. Quote from Phantasm (1979) 76 I'm sorry, friend, but there'll be no funeral. Quote from The Magnificent Seven (1960) 77 The grave's dug, and... the defunct is as ready as the embalmer can make him, but there'll be no funeral. Quote from The Magnificent Seven (1960) 78 I think we'd better arrange a funeral. Quote from The Italian Job (1969) 79 I shall compose a funeral dirge. -Oh, do. A nice short one. Quote from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum 80 I was pallbearer at his funeral five years ago. Quote from The Cowboys (1972) Page 8 of 10 << ◄ 7 8 9 ► >>