86 Movie Quotes about Funerals (+ Sound Clips) - page 7

Updated: Mar 13, 2025

Memorable quotes about funerals, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

61 Commissioner, what about the funeral? Papers will expect an honor guard with mayor attending, commissioner's staff paying its last respects.

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak in Kojak

62 I don't think this is the time or the place to talk about what kind of a funeral he's going to have, fellas.

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak in Kojak

63 I just didn't want to get caught up in a funeral, inquests and all that crap.

Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

64 Yeah, yeah. Well, I just don't get off on funerals, man. They give me the creeps.

Angus Scrimm as The Tall Man in Phantasm (1979)

65 What do you expect? You've hardly slept since the funeral last week.

Angus Scrimm as The Tall Man in Phantasm (1979)

66 I'm sorry, friend, but there'll be no funeral.

Yul Brynner as Chris Adams in The Magnificent Seven (1960)

67 The grave's dug, and... the defunct is as ready as the embalmer can make him, but there'll be no funeral.

Yul Brynner as Chris Adams in The Magnificent Seven (1960)

68 I think we'd better arrange a funeral.

Michael Caine as Charlie Croker in The Italian Job (1969)

69 It's his mum's funeral tonight. God bless her.

Jason Statham as Turkish in Snatch

70 I was pallbearer at his funeral five years ago.

John Wayne as Wil Andersen in The Cowboys (1972)

86 Movie Quotes about Funerals (+ Sound Clips) - page 7

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