86 Movie Quotes about Funerals (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

Updated: Mar 13, 2025

Memorable quotes about funerals, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

51 Hey, did you hear about Frankie? -Yeah. -You going to the funeral? -No, I'm not going to his funeral. Everybody knows you sting someone, you die. You don't waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hothead.

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

52 To the refuge of the earth, we entrust our friend's body. To the protection of our God in Heaven, we entrust his soul. To ourselves, we entrust his spirit, and the principles he lived by.

Harrison Ford as Jack Ryan in Clear and Present Danger

53 I hear your people are coming to town, dancing and singing and making merry. -For a thousand years, we Gypsies have buried our dead like that.

Maria Ouspenskaya as Maleva in The Wolf Man (1941)

54 No, you're right. It doesn't give them time to make funeral arrangements.

Quote from Night of the Living Dead (1968)

55 The bereaved will have to forgo the dubious comforts that a funeral service will give.

Quote from Night of the Living Dead (1968)

56 I will make all the arrangements. -Especially the funeral.

Cleavon Little as Sheriff Bart in Blazing Saddles (1974)

57 You're always _ing late. You'd be late for your own _ing funeral.

Ray Liotta as Henry Hill in Goodfellas

58 Don't you think it's a little unusual to get married so soon after the funeral?

Dave Thomas as Doug McKenzie in Strange Brew (1983)

59 We haven't left the house since the funeral.

Michael Keaton as Betelgeuse in Beetlejuice

60 When a man's mother dies and, uh, he gets to thinking about her funeral and paying respects, before he knows it his mind ain't right.

Paul Newman as Lucas "Luke" Jackson in Cool Hand Luke

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