93 Movie Quotes about Funerals with Audio – Page 6

Updated: Nov 10, 2026

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51 Supposing I slip them a few bucks, to help with the funeral expenses? -Don't be soft.

Jean Brooks as Kiki Walker; Dennis O’Keefe as Jerry Manning in The Leopard Man (1943)

52 Allow me, madam, in this moment of your most desolate bereavement, to lift from your sorrow-laden shoulders the burdensome tasks of exequy and sepulture.

Vincent Price as Waldo Trumbull in The Comedy of Terrors

53 Hey, did you hear about Frankie? -Yeah. -You going to the funeral? -No, I'm not going to his funeral. Everybody knows you sting someone, you die. You don't waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hothead.

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson; Matthew Broderick as Adam Flayman in Bee Movie

54 To the refuge of the earth, we entrust our friend's body. To the protection of our God in Heaven, we entrust his soul. To ourselves, we entrust his spirit, and the principles he lived by.

Quote from Clear and Present Danger

55 Beauty part is, nobody knows different. Not till after the funeral. Then everybody knows.

Quote from Last Action Hero

56 What was your last job, playing square dances? -No. Funerals. -Well, would you mind rejoining the living? Goose it up a little. -We'll try.

Quote from Some Like It Hot

57 Who's gonna raid a funeral? -Some people got no respect for the dead.

Quote from Some Like It Hot

58 What do you want to do, Scuz, turn over gravestones? -No, I just want to look around the graveyard. I ain't never seen one before. -Ain't you never been to a funeral? -I never knew nobody that died.

Quote from The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

59 And by some malicious stroke of fate, there was an epidemic of scarlet fever raging out there. The authorities wouldn't lift the quarantine and let them out for her funeral.

Vincent Price as Mr. Theodore Evans in Fugue in C Minor (Suspense)

60 I hear your people are coming to town, dancing and singing and making merry. -For a thousand years, we Gypsies have buried our dead like that.

Maria Ouspenskaya as Maleva in The Wolf Man (1941)