18 Funny Quotes About Birthdays from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about birthdays from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 Have a rotten birthday! -Happy grouchness. -Yeah, get sick soon!

Mandy Patinkin as Huxley in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

12 Happy birthday to you. You live in a zoo.

Ben Stiller as Alex The Lion in Madagascar

13 Hey! What did Daddy just get you for your birthday, huh? -A rake. -That's right. An excellent rake. A birthday rake. So when you clean the yard, you don't have to pick up the leaves with your hands.

Seth MacFarlane as Ted in Ted (2012)

14 I never realized what I was missin'... bein' birthday-less.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

15 Hey, who's the big birthday girl, huh? -Me! -Oh boy, hey how old are you? -I'm this! -Well, call me when you're this, okay?

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

16 I didn't have time to get some stylish underwear. Wife gave me this on my last birthday. I passed away in it.

Quote from It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

17 I walk up to the table, right? Pick up the cake... Mush it in his face, tell him, Happy birthday.

Camron in Paid in Full (2002)

18 Look at my birthday, for crying out loud! I haven't even been born yet.

Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly in Back to the Future