20 Funny Quotes About Birthdays from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

Updated: May 24, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about birthdays from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 Oh, I get it. I fell into a big birthday cake, and now I'm in another universe. -That's right! -I don't think so.

Jim Cummings as Darkwing Duck in Darkwing Duck (1991)

12 Happy birthday to you. You live in a zoo.

Quote from Madagascar

13 We're gonna party like it's your birthday

Martin Scorsese as Sykes in Shark Tale

14 Hey! What did Daddy just get you for your birthday, huh? -A rake. -That's right. An excellent rake. A birthday rake. So when you clean the yard, you don't have to pick up the leaves with your hands.

Quote from Ted (2012)

15 I never realized what I was missin'... bein' birthday-less.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

16 Hey, who's the big birthday girl, huh? -Me! -Oh boy, hey how old are you? -I'm this! -Well, call me when you're this, okay?

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

17 No! It's my birthday. -What, again? Heavens to Murgatroyd. How many times were you born? You must have a strong union.

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

18 I didn't have time to get some stylish underwear. Wife gave me this on my last birthday. I passed away in it.

Quote from It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

19 I walk up to the table, right? Pick up the cake... Mush it in his face, tell him, Happy birthday.

Camron in Paid in Full (2002)

20 Look at my birthday, for crying out loud! I haven't even been born yet.

Quote from Back to the Future