211 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 21

Updated: Jan 11, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

201 I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the Force, you knob.

Dave Thomas as Doug McKenzie in Strange Brew (1983)

202 I hope that someday you'll know the indescribable joy of having children and of paying someone else to raise them.

Raul Julia as Gomez Addams in Addams Family Values

203 Well, happy anniversary, whenever it is.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

204 My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay.

Peter Billingsley as Ralphie Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

205 You'll only wear it when Aunt Clara visits. Go on and take it off.

Peter Billingsley as Ralphie Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

206 For 10 years you've said that love was a word in the dictionary and children were monsters.

John Wayne as Dan Roman in The High and the Mighty (1954)

207 Oh, come on. We're like the sons you never had.

Mac Womack in Super Troopers

208 Well, as you all know, my youngest son couldn't be here because of an important fishing trip.

Mary Steenburgen as Nancy Huff in Step Brothers (2008)

209 Shall we drop Mother off now, dear? -Well, she's had lunch. Why wait?

George O'Hanlon as George Jetson in The Jetsons

210 That's it. This is husband-and-wife time. Now, let's go. Let's go. Husband-and-wife stuff.

Cuba Gooding Jr. in Norbit