213 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 21

Updated: Sep 25, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

201 To the wives. -To the wives!

Quote from Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

202 My advice to you is to do what your parents did! Get a job, sir!

Quote from The Big Lebowski

203 I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the Force, you knob.

Quote from Strange Brew (1983)

204 I hope that someday you'll know the indescribable joy of having children and of paying someone else to raise them.

Quote from Addams Family Values

205 Well, happy anniversary, whenever it is.

Quote from Mister Ed

206 My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay.

Quote from A Christmas Story (1983)

207 You'll only wear it when Aunt Clara visits. Go on and take it off.

Quote from A Christmas Story (1983)

208 For 10 years you've said that love was a word in the dictionary and children were monsters.

Quote from The High and the Mighty (1954)

209 Oh, come on. We're like the sons you never had.

Mac Womack in Super Troopers

210 Well, as you all know, my youngest son couldn't be here because of an important fishing trip.

Mary Steenburgen as Nancy Huff in Step Brothers (2008)