207 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 20

Updated: Sep 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

191 Dear Santa Claus. I got a little sister last year. This year I'd rather have some clay dough.

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone (1990)

192 We're sisters. It's our job.

Chris Sanders as Stitch in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

193 I like you better as a sister than a mom. Yeah?

Chris Sanders as Stitch in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

194 Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. And forgive my husband. He knows not what he does. Amen!

Chevy Chase as Clark in Christmas Vacation (1989)

195 To the wives. -To the wives!

Steve Martin as Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

196 My advice to you is to do what your parents did! Get a job, sir!

Jeff Bridges as Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski in The Big Lebowski

197 I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the Force, you knob.

Dave Thomas as Doug McKenzie in Strange Brew (1983)

198 I hope that someday you'll know the indescribable joy of having children and of paying someone else to raise them.

Raul Julia as Gomez Addams in Addams Family Values

199 Well, happy anniversary, whenever it is.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

200 My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay.

Peter Billingsley as Ralphie Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)