211 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 20

Updated: Jan 11, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

191 My family loves you. I might as well love you.

Sandra Bullock as Lucy Eleanor Moderatz in While You Were Sleeping (1995)

192 Take my wife, please. I take my wife everywhere but she finds her way home.

Ray Liotta as Henry Hill in Goodfellas

193 I want you to get married. I want you to have nine children. And if you only spend five minutes a day with each kid, that's 45 minutes, and I'd at least have time to go out and get a massage or something.

Danny Kaye as Phil Davis in White Christmas (1954)

194 I don't want a new family! I don't want any family! Families suck!

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin Mccallister in Home Alone (1990)

195 Dear Santa Claus. I got a little sister last year. This year I'd rather have some clay dough.

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone (1990)

196 We're sisters. It's our job.

Chris Sanders as Stitch in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

197 I like you better as a sister than a mom. Yeah?

Chris Sanders as Stitch in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

198 Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. And forgive my husband. He knows not what he does. Amen!

Chevy Chase as Clark in Christmas Vacation (1989)

199 To the wives. -To the wives!

Steve Martin as Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

200 My advice to you is to do what your parents did! Get a job, sir!

Jeff Bridges as Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski in The Big Lebowski