209 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 20

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A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

191 I want you to get married. I want you to have nine children. And if you only spend five minutes a day with each kid, that's 45 minutes, and I'd at least have time to go out and get a massage or something.

Danny Kaye as Phil Davis in White Christmas (1954)

192 I don't want a new family! I don't want any family! Families suck!

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin Mccallister in Home Alone (1990)

193 Dear Santa Claus. I got a little sister last year. This year I'd rather have some clay dough.

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone (1990)

194 We're sisters. It's our job.

Chris Sanders as Stitch in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

195 I like you better as a sister than a mom. Yeah?

Chris Sanders as Stitch in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

196 Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. And forgive my husband. He knows not what he does. Amen!

Chevy Chase as Clark in Christmas Vacation (1989)

197 To the wives. -To the wives!

Steve Martin as Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

198 My advice to you is to do what your parents did! Get a job, sir!

Jeff Bridges as Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski in The Big Lebowski

199 I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the Force, you knob.

Dave Thomas as Doug McKenzie in Strange Brew (1983)

200 I hope that someday you'll know the indescribable joy of having children and of paying someone else to raise them.

Raul Julia as Gomez Addams in Addams Family Values

209 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 20

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