209 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 19

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A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

181 Do you have kids? -No. -You want mine?

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle

182 I work and slave for you, and do I get any thanks for it? No, I don't. What do I get? A demolition derby in my living room.

Thom Huge as Jon Arbuckle in Garfield on the Town

183 Oh, your brother's in jail? -But my brother is not a criminal. He only works in there.

Quote from The Deadly Breaking Sword (1979)

184 How 'bout the mortgage? How's about it? -Mortgage? What mortgage? -Oh, can't pay it, eh? Then you'll have to let me marry your beautiful daughter.

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

185 I believe it. -You believe what? -My wife. She says, Darling, you won't believe it, but I found the most adorable baby on our doorstep and I've decided to keep it for our very own. Now, you won't believe it, but it's got exactly my eyes and nose.

William Holden as J.J. Sefton in Stalag 17 (1953)

186 You forget that I am married and that the one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary to both parties.

George Sanders as Lord Henry Wotton in The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)

187 Marriage itself is merely a habit, a very bad habit. I trust it won't make you a hopelessly reformed character.

George Sanders as Lord Henry Wotton in The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)

188 I'll be right back, Sam. -Sure, that's what my ex-wife said.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield's Babes and Bullets (1989)

189 My family loves you. I might as well love you.

Sandra Bullock as Lucy Eleanor Moderatz in While You Were Sleeping (1995)

190 Take my wife, please. I take my wife everywhere but she finds her way home.

Ray Liotta as Henry Hill in Goodfellas

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