207 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 18

Last updated on: September 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

171 Why, grandma, I didn't know you was an air-raid warden.

Quote from The Tex Avery Show

172 So long, darling. I'll see you in court.

Fred MacMurray as John Sargent in Remember the Night (1940)

173 My last wife was an acrobatic dancer. You know, a sort of a contortionist. She could smoke a cigarette while holding it between her toes.

Joe E. Brown as Osgood in Some Like It Hot

174 Why not? He keeps marrying girls all the time. -But you're not a girl. You're a guy. And why would a guy want to marry a guy? -Security.

Tony Curtis as Joe in Some Like It Hot

175 Look, just because you're married to a horse doesn't mean you have to live in a stable.

Quote from The Honeymooners (1955)

176 That's enough, Susie. This is Susie. My 12-going-on-30 daughter. Part-time bodyguard.

Quote from The Master (1984)

177 And if it's a boy, I'd like him to be just like the father. -Don't you think one dumbbell in the family's enough?

Quote from Rocky II

178 Is it a big family? -No, it wasn't. Besides me, there were just the usual two people necessary to increase the population.

Van Heflin as Sam Masterson in The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (1946)

179 Say it ain't so. Say I'm seeing a vision! -Well, look at him. Married and working... what a combo. A good man gone wrong.

Quote from Knock on Any Door (1949)

180 Do you have kids? -No. -You want mine?

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle

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