207 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 18

Updated: Sep 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

171 Why, grandma, I didn't know you was an air-raid warden.

Bill Thompson as Droopy Dog in The Tex Avery Show

172 So long, darling. I'll see you in court.

Fred MacMurray as John Sargent in Remember the Night (1940)

173 My last wife was an acrobatic dancer. You know, a sort of a contortionist. She could smoke a cigarette while holding it between her toes.

Joe E. Brown as Osgood in Some Like It Hot

174 Why not? He keeps marrying girls all the time. -But you're not a girl. You're a guy. And why would a guy want to marry a guy? -Security.

Tony Curtis as Joe in Some Like It Hot

175 Look, just because you're married to a horse doesn't mean you have to live in a stable.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

176 That's enough, Susie. This is Susie. My 12-going-on-30 daughter. Part-time bodyguard.

Lee Van Cleef as John Peter McAllister in The Master (1984)

177 And if it's a boy, I'd like him to be just like the father. -Don't you think one dumbbell in the family's enough?

178 Is it a big family? -No, it wasn't. Besides me, there were just the usual two people necessary to increase the population.

Van Heflin as Sam Masterson in The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (1946)

179 Say it ain't so. Say I'm seeing a vision! -Well, look at him. Married and working... what a combo. A good man gone wrong.

Humphrey Bogart as Andrew Morton in Knock on Any Door (1949)

180 Do you have kids? -No. -You want mine?

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle