207 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 17

Updated: Sep 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

161 It's reverse psychology. Dad used to pull it on me all the time.

Robin Williams as Alan Parrish in Jumanji (1995)

162 When will I get a brother? You said I was gonna get a brother to play with.

Matthew Broderick as Steven M. Kovacs in The Cable Guy (1996)

163 I read someplace that the surest way to meet the mother is to be kind to the child. -What a horrible trick. -It worked.

John Payne as Fred Gailey in Miracle on 34th Street (1947)

164 I guess what I'm trying to say is that now that I'm married, I'm definitely feeling a little freaked out about the fact that I'm gonna have sex with only one person for the rest of my life.

Will Ferrell as Frank The Tank in Old School

165 What's the matter, kid? Your sister ain't a vampire, is she?

Julie Bishop as Myrtle Reed in Lady Gangster (1942)

166 I've got it. Six fingers, Dad had six fingers. -Is that so? -Yeah, let's go find him.

Quote from Kung Fu from Beyond the Grave

167 I'm against it. Our children are fine the way they are. I don't want any Santa Claus bringing them toys and games. They'll start playing and laughing and running under foot. They'll become a nuisance.

GJohn Call as Santa Claus in Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)

168 You know what they say, it's the face powder that gets a man interested, but it's the baking powder that keeps him home. Huh?

Gene Hackman as Buck Barrow in Bonnie and Clyde (1967)

169 Once again, let me tell you how deeply saddened I am by your loss. I... I had a grandmother, once. Two, actually.

Jeffrey Jones as Ed Rooney in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

170 Son, if you're as happy as your mother and I have been, my heart bleeds for you.

Zero Mostel as Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

207 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 17

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