Once again, let me tell you how deeply saddened I am by your loss. I... I had a grandmother, once. Two, actually.

Ed Rooney (Jeffrey Jones)

11 seconds sound clip from the Ferris Bueller's Day Off movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:28:33 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- He doesn't trust you?

- Never has, never will.

- Look, this is real simple. Whatever miles we put on, we'll take off.

- How?

- We'll drive home backwards.

- No! No! Ferris, forget it. You're just gonna have to think of something else. I'm putting my foot down.

- How about we rent a nice Cadillac? My treat. We could call a limo! A nice stretch job with a TV and a bar. How about that?

- Come on, live a little.

- Once again, let me tell you how deeply saddened I am by your loss. I... I had a grandmother, once. Two, actually.

- Deficits. Who will have to pay that eventually? Anyone? Anyone know?

- Man that is born of woman hath but a short time to live, and is full of misery.

- He cometh up and is cut down like a flower. He flee'th as if it were a shadow and never continueth in one stay. Oh, dear.

- Between grief and nothing, I'll take grief.

- Great.

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