207 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 16

Updated: Sep 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

151 I think their whole family's like some weird medical experiment.

Raul Julia as Gomez Addams in Addams Family Values

152 My dad gives money to people that doesn't have money, and then people use that money, then they give other money back and they give the same amount of money back to my dad.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop

153 Well, married men are sometimes camera shy. Have you noticed? -Oh, frequently.

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak in Kojak

154 Come on. Admit it. You know you're crazy about your wife. -Of course I am, but I dare not tell her that. Destroy our entire relationship.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

155 Marriage, fun? Fiddle-dee-dee! Fun for men, you mean.

Vivien Leigh as Scarlett Ohara in Gone with the Wind (1939)

156 Hey. Don't let your mother smell beer on your breath. She'll take it out on me.

Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

157 And another thing. If he had a mother-in-law like mine, he would never laugh.

John Wayne as Breck Coleman in The Big Trail (1930)

158 First one was from my wife telling me she's leaving. The second one was from my lawyer telling me he was leaving with my wife.

Bruce Willis as Korben Dallas in The Fifth Element

159 I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.

Tim Meadows as Ron Duvall in Mean Girls (2004)

160 You know, if you were my wife, I'd massage your feet every night until you fell asleep.

Paul Soter as Carl Foster in Super Troopers

207 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 16

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