207 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 15

Updated: Sep 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

141 No, I can't answer any more questions until I have a parent or lawyer present.

Lacey Chabert as Gretchen Wieners in Mean Girls (2004)

142 How's your wife and my kids?

Tom Berenger as Taylor in Major League (1989)

143 I'm just your babysitter. So, when you need your diaper changed... Let me know and I'll get you a bottle, okay?

Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark in Iron Man (2008)

144 He worked really hard, Grandma. So do washing machines.

Chevy Chase as Clark in Christmas Vacation (1989)

145 I said, Where do you wanna go for our anniversary? She said, Somewhere I've never been before. I said, Try the kitchen.

Ray Liotta as Henry Hill in Goodfellas

146 Saturday night was for wives but Friday night at the Copa was for the girlfriends.

Ray Liotta as Henry Hill in Goodfellas

147 My grandfather bought this wine and laid it down. My grandmother wouldn't let him drink it.

Colin Clive as Henry Frankenstein in Frankenstein (1931)

148 Hey! What did Daddy just get you for your birthday, huh? -A rake. -That's right. An excellent rake. A birthday rake. So when you clean the yard, you don't have to pick up the leaves with your hands.

Seth MacFarlane as Ted in Ted (2012)

149 No, ma'am. I haven't seen my daddy in years. But my mama say he's out racing cars and, well, dipping his wick in anything that moves.

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

150 Now, I suggest you and your wife, Mrs. Jim Beam, you guys go take a chill pill.

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

207 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 15

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