209 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 15

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A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

141 Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl.

Peter Billingsley as Ralphie Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

142 No, I can't answer any more questions until I have a parent or lawyer present.

Lacey Chabert as Gretchen Wieners in Mean Girls (2004)

143 How's your wife and my kids?

Tom Berenger as Taylor in Major League (1989)

144 I'm just your babysitter. So, when you need your diaper changed... Let me know and I'll get you a bottle, okay?

Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark in Iron Man (2008)

145 He worked really hard, Grandma. So do washing machines.

Chevy Chase as Clark in Christmas Vacation (1989)

146 I said, Where do you wanna go for our anniversary? She said, Somewhere I've never been before. I said, Try the kitchen.

Ray Liotta as Henry Hill in Goodfellas

147 Saturday night was for wives but Friday night at the Copa was for the girlfriends.

Ray Liotta as Henry Hill in Goodfellas

148 My grandfather bought this wine and laid it down. My grandmother wouldn't let him drink it.

Colin Clive as Henry Frankenstein in Frankenstein (1931)

149 Hey! What did Daddy just get you for your birthday, huh? -A rake. -That's right. An excellent rake. A birthday rake. So when you clean the yard, you don't have to pick up the leaves with your hands.

Seth MacFarlane as Ted in Ted (2012)

150 No, ma'am. I haven't seen my daddy in years. But my mama say he's out racing cars and, well, dipping his wick in anything that moves.

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

209 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 15

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