211 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 15

Updated: Jan 11, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

141 And I don't think we're paying enough attention to our children! -Dad! -Ben, would you please stop interrupting? We're trying to have a family discussion here.

Martin Short as Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

142 You rotten sister! Your butt is crushing me!

Daveigh Chase as Lilo Pelekai in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

143 Honey, I'm home. Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.

Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman in Batman Returns (1992)

144 Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl.

Peter Billingsley as Ralphie Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

145 No, I can't answer any more questions until I have a parent or lawyer present.

Lacey Chabert as Gretchen Wieners in Mean Girls (2004)

146 How's your wife and my kids?

Tom Berenger as Taylor in Major League (1989)

147 I'm just your babysitter. So, when you need your diaper changed... Let me know and I'll get you a bottle, okay?

Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark in Iron Man (2008)

148 He worked really hard, Grandma. So do washing machines.

Chevy Chase as Clark in Christmas Vacation (1989)

149 Saturday night was for wives but Friday night at the Copa was for the girlfriends.

Ray Liotta as Henry Hill in Goodfellas

150 My grandfather bought this wine and laid it down. My grandmother wouldn't let him drink it.

Colin Clive as Henry Frankenstein in Frankenstein (1931)