209 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 14

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A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

131 After graduation, we moved to the Midwest and stayed with her family as long as we could, almost a full afternoon.

Kevin Costner as Ray Kinsella in Field of Dreams (1989)

132 I'm 36 years old. I have a wife, a child, and a mortgage, and I'm scared to death I'm turning into my father.

Kevin Costner as Ray Kinsella in Field of Dreams (1989)

133 My God, you can fight. -Well, living for years with my family, I did learn a bit.

Quote from Strife for Mastery (1978)

134 No. After four o'clock, I can't tell you anything about my son. -Why not after four o'clock? -Because, after tasting the wine all day, after four o'clock I can't remember my son, let alone tell you anything about him.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

135 You know, I am so romantic sometimes I think I should just marry myself.

Billy Crystal as Michael Mike Wazowski in Monsters, Inc.

136 I got a blueberry for a daughter...

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

137 Hell, man. My grandmother's quicker and tougher than you pansies. Of course, she's 6'3, 250. Runs a 4.5 40.

Jason London as Randall "Pink" Floyd in Dazed and Confused (1993)

138 And I don't think we're paying enough attention to our children! -Dad! -Ben, would you please stop interrupting? We're trying to have a family discussion here.

Martin Short as Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

139 You rotten sister! Your butt is crushing me!

Daveigh Chase as Lilo Pelekai in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

140 Honey, I'm home. Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.

Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman in Batman Returns (1992)

209 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 14

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