207 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 14

Last updated on: September 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

131 My God, you can fight. -Well, living for years with my family, I did learn a bit.

Quote from Strife for Mastery (1978)

132 No. After four o'clock, I can't tell you anything about my son. -Why not after four o'clock? -Because, after tasting the wine all day, after four o'clock I can't remember my son, let alone tell you anything about him.

Quote from Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

133 You know, I am so romantic sometimes I think I should just marry myself.

Billy Crystal as Michael Mike Wazowski in Monsters, Inc.

134 Oh, man. My dad is gonna smash me like a bug.

Quote from A Goofy Movie (1995)

135 I got a blueberry for a daughter...

Quote from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

136 Hell, man. My grandmother's quicker and tougher than you pansies. Of course, she's 6'3, 250. Runs a 4.5 40.

Quote from Dazed and Confused (1993)

137 And I don't think we're paying enough attention to our children! -Dad! -Ben, would you please stop interrupting? We're trying to have a family discussion here.

Martin Short as Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

138 You rotten sister! Your butt is crushing me!

Lilo Pelekai in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

139 Honey, I'm home. Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.

Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman in Batman Returns (1992)

140 Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl.

Quote from A Christmas Story (1983)

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