211 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 14

Updated: Jan 11, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

131 What's all the commotion about? -Oh, that's just my kinfolk visiting me. I hope they leave soon. They're eating me out of house and home.

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

132 You're very good with children. -Thanks. I practiced on my hamster.

133 I got a blueberry for a daughter...

Quote from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

134 Hell, man. My grandmother's quicker and tougher than you pansies. Of course, she's 6'3, 250. Runs a 4.5 40.

Quote from Dazed and Confused (1993)

135 True. I was their number one son and they treated me like number two.

Danny DeVito as The Penguin in Batman Returns (1992)

136 Why, why, why was I cursed with such idiot sisters? -Just lucky, I guess.

137 You rotten sister! Your butt is crushing me!

Daveigh Chase as Lilo Pelekai in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

138 Honey, I'm home. Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.

Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman in Batman Returns (1992)

139 Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl.

Quote from A Christmas Story (1983)

140 No, I can't answer any more questions until I have a parent or lawyer present.

Lacey Chabert as Gretchen Wieners in Mean Girls (2004)