209 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 13

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A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

121 You know, I was thinking, if this kid has your good looks, you know, and your good brains and my good left hook, he's really gonna be something.

Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky II

122 Look, in tennis, you attack at the point of weakness. -But it was my grandmother. She's 81. -Honey, her backhand's a joke. I'm not gonna take advantage of that?

Renée Zellweger as Ken; Renée Zellweger as Vanessa Bloome; Patrick Warburton as Ken in Bee Movie

123 Look, I'm licked. I'll be a father to him. I'll wipe his nose and brush his teeth. I'll buy him a bicycle. I'll take him camping. I'll push him in a baby carriage. I'll be a mother to him. How's that?

Humphrey Bogart as Andrew Morton in Knock on Any Door (1949)

124 Congratulations. -Oh. You don't congratulate the bride. You congratulate the husband. -Really? Well, what are you supposed to say to the bride? -You wish her good luck.

Rita Hayworth as Gilda Mundson in Gilda (1946)

125 That stupid blockhead of a brother of mine is out in the pumpkin patch making his yearly fool of himself.

Sally Dryer as Lucy Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

126 Well, if you take the good with the bad, add it all up, if I were you, I would marry me.

Muhammad Ali in The Greatest (1977)

127 I now pronounce you snowman and wife.

Jackie Vernon as Frosty The Snowman in Frosty's Winter Wonderland

128 Married! I can see you right now in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove, but I can't see the stove.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

129 And I'm Piggy. Now, listen carefully. You are Kermit the Frog, and you love me. You want to marry me. You want to have children with me.

Frank Oz as Miss Piggy in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

130 Wow, his eyebrows are huge. -Those aren't eyebrows. That's my aunt and uncle.

Mandy Patinkin as Huxley in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

209 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 13

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