147 Funny Quotes About Food from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 10

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A collection of funny quotes about food from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

91 Did I make any derogatory remark about the goose liver? -No, not any! Not one word! -I merely said that I had too much goose liver. -A little too much goose liver. -A little too much goose liver. Not one word more, and not one word less.

James Stewart as Alfred Kralik in The Shop Around the Corner (1940)

92 This time I'll give him a good smack. Then I'll have a snack.

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

93 This is, um, delicious! What do you call it? -Chicken!

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

94 Fatty. Eating again, fatty, fatty? Fatty, fatty. Eating again, fatty, fatty? Fatty, fatty, fatty...

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

95 A can of soup - a meal in itself!

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot in Short Circuit (1986)

96 Here you go. Your bread and water for today. -But I ordered shrimp scampi.

Kevin Bishop as Jim Hawkins in Muppet Treasure Island

97 Zip it, Happy Meal.

Steve Carell as Gru in Despicable Me

98 Three pork combos, extra bacon on the side, two chili cheese samplers, a basket of liver and onion rings, a catch of the day, and a steak cut in the shape of a trout.

David Spade as Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

99 Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner... and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone (1990)

100 We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: Candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.

Will Ferrell as Buddy The Elf in Elf (2003)