125 Funny Quotes About Food from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 9

Updated: Oct 30, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about food from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

81 We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: Candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.

Will Ferrell as Buddy The Elf in Elf (2003)

82 Pie for breakfast? -Any time of the day is a good time for pie.

Maria De Medeiros in Pulp Fiction

83 Now those are cookie robots!

Steve Carell as Gru in Despicable Me

84 Somebody order a broccoli pizza? -Eat me! I'm organic!

Amy Poehler as Joy in Inside Out

85 You eat pieces of _ for breakfast?

Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

86 The only thing better than a crawfish dinner is five crawfish dinners.

Jerry Reed as Coach Red Beaulieu in The Waterboy (1998)

87 Pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man. Everything on 'em. With water, whole lot of water. And... Funyuns. Yeah.

Jim Breuer as Brian in Half Baked

88 Yeah, you could have dinner with us. You like head cheese? My brother makes it real good. You'll like it.

Marilyn Burns as Sally Hardesty in The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

89 You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell other people's cooking on each floor and you go: What are they cooking? That, plus crap.

Mike Myers as Fat Bastard in Austin Powers in Goldmember

90 This little piece of gum is a three course dinner.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

125 Funny Quotes About Food from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 9

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