153 Funny Quotes About Food from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 8

Updated: May 16, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about food from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

71 Yes. This is not the best breakfast I ever ate and I'd like my money back.

Quote from Fast Times at Ridgemont High

72 Okay. I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions. But never before, before.

George Peppard as Paul Varjak in Breakfast at Tiffany's

73 You gorgeous stack of pancakes, you!

Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan in A League of Their Own

74 You keep eating your hand, you're not going to be hungry for lunch.

Judd Nelson as John Bender in The Breakfast Club

75 You want to kill me with your kung fu? -Cooking kung fu.

Quote from Of Cooks And Kung Fu (1979)

76 You trying to bribe an officer? -Uh-huh. -Make it a double hamburger with an onion.

Quote from Rocky Fortune

77 Who would want to kill the cook? -Dinner wasn't that bad.

Lesley Ann Warren as Miss Scarlet; Michael McKean as Mr. Green in Clue (1985)

78 What is the soup du jour? -It's the soup of the day. -Mm-hmm... That sounds good. I'll have that.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

79 What is pain? -French bread!

Denzel Washington as Coach Herman Boone in Remember the Titans

80 You'd think at a fancy restaurant like this, at these prices, you would be able to keep the snails off the food! There're so many snails in there, you can't even see the food!

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk