John Bender: 25 Movie Quotes with Audio

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1 What do you care what I think anyway? I don't even count, right? I could disappear forever and it wouldn't make any difference.

Judd Nelson in The Breakfast Club

2 There's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin, but they became fat. So when you look at them, you can sort of see that thin person inside.

Judd Nelson in The Breakfast Club

3 You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're gonna eat that?

Judd Nelson in The Breakfast Club

4 Are you a virgin? I'll bet you a million dollars that you are.

Judd Nelson in The Breakfast Club

5 What's your name? -Brian. -My condolences.

Judd Nelson in The Breakfast Club

6 So it's sort of social. Demented and sad, but social, right?

Judd Nelson in The Breakfast Club

7 I'm not fat. -Not at present, but I can see you really pushing maximum density.

John Bender (Judd Nelson), Claire Standish (Molly Ringwald) in The Breakfast Club

8 God, you're so pathetic. Don't you ever, ever compare yourself to me, okay?

Judd Nelson in The Breakfast Club

9 Don't you ever talk about my friends! You don't know any of my friends, you don't look at any of my friends, and you certainly wouldn't condescend to speak to any of my friends...

Judd Nelson in The Breakfast Club

10 Claire? Want to see a picture of a guy with elephantiasis of the nuts? It's pretty tasty.-No, thank you.

Judd Nelson in The Breakfast Club