153 Funny Quotes About Food from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 7

Updated: May 16, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about food from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

61 Dear Lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers to the south call you, Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino's, KFC and the always delicious Taco Bell.

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

62 OK, yeah. I mean, I just ate. So I'm still digesting. So my kung fu might not be as good as later on.

Jack Black as Po; Po Kung Fu Panda in Kung Fu Panda

63 Guess she don't like the corn bread, either.

Ricco Ross as Private Frost in Aliens (1986)

64 Yeah, and if I eat any more turkey, I'm gonna need new clothes!

Louie Duck in Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas

65 Now those are cookie robots!

Quote from Despicable Me

66 Pizza the Hutt!

John Candy as Barf; Bill Pullman as Lone Starr in Spaceballs

67 Stitch is troubled. He needs desserts.

Quote from Lilo & Stitch (2002)

68 You have any food here? -All I have is a piece of hard rock candy. But it's not for eating. It's just for looking through.

Chief Dan George as Lone Watie in The Outlaw Josey Wales

69 The damn thing is heavier than Kelsey's burgers.

Don Rickles as Sergeant Crapgame in Kelly's Heroes

70 I'm so hungry, I could eat a sandwich from a gas station. Ha-ha-ha.

Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)