125 Funny Quotes About Food from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 7

Updated: Oct 30, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about food from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

61 Okay. I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions. But never before, before.

George Peppard as Paul Varjak in Breakfast at Tiffany's

62 You gorgeous stack of pancakes, you!

Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan in A League of Their Own

63 You keep eating your hand, you're not going to be hungry for lunch.

Judd Nelson as John Bender in The Breakfast Club

64 You want to kill me with your kung fu? -Cooking kung fu.

Quote from Of Cooks And Kung Fu (1979)

65 You trying to bribe an officer? -Uh-huh. -Make it a double hamburger with an onion.

Frank Sinatra as Rocky Fortune in Rocky Fortune

66 Who would want to kill the cook? -Dinner wasn't that bad.

Lesley Ann Warren as Miss Scarlet; Lesley Ann Warren as Mr. Green in Clue (1985)

67 What is the soup du jour? -It's the soup of the day. -Mm-hmm... That sounds good. I'll have that.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

68 What is pain? -French bread!

Denzel Washington as Coach Herman Boone in Remember the Titans

69 You'd think at a fancy restaurant like this, at these prices, you would be able to keep the snails off the food! There're so many snails in there, you can't even see the food!

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

70 What kind of sandwich would you like? -Have you got a watercress on wheat? Or better still, a parsley on pumpernickel is very healthy.

Boris Karloff as Baron Boris Von Frankenstein in Mad Monster Party? (1967)

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