137 Funny Quotes About Food from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 7

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A collection of funny quotes about food from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

61 Yeah, and if I eat any more turkey, I'm gonna need new clothes!

Louie Duck in Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas

62 Stitch is troubled. He needs desserts.

Chris Sanders as Stitch in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

63 You have any food here? -All I have is a piece of hard rock candy. But it's not for eating. It's just for looking through.

Chief Dan George as Lone Watie in The Outlaw Josey Wales

64 You know... I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious.

Joe Pantoliano as Cypher in The Matrix

65 The damn thing is heavier than Kelsey's burgers.

Don Rickles as Sergeant Crapgame in Kelly's Heroes

66 Y'all tired of eating that barbecue from up the street where they give you more sauce than they give you meat?

Don D.C. Curry as Uncle Elroy in Friday After Next (2002)

67 I'm so hungry, I could eat a sandwich from a gas station. Ha-ha-ha.

Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

68 Yes. This is not the best breakfast I ever ate and I'd like my money back.

Sean Penn as Jeff Spicoli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

69 Okay. I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions. But never before, before.

George Peppard as Paul Varjak in Breakfast at Tiffany's

70 You gorgeous stack of pancakes, you!

Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan in A League of Their Own