155 Funny Quotes About Food from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 7

Updated: Aug 18, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about food from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

61 Wise man say, forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza.

Quote from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

62 You like this cookie? -Ohh ho ho ho! -Well, this cookie's junk!

63 OK, yeah. I mean, I just ate. So I'm still digesting. So my kung fu might not be as good as later on.

Jack Black as Po; Po Kung Fu Panda in Kung Fu Panda

64 Guess she don't like the corn bread, either.

Ricco Ross as Private Frost in Aliens (1986)

65 Yeah, and if I eat any more turkey, I'm gonna need new clothes!

Louie Duck in Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas

66 Now those are cookie robots!

Quote from Despicable Me

67 Pizza the Hutt!

68 Stitch is troubled. He needs desserts.

Quote from Lilo & Stitch (2002)

69 You have any food here? -All I have is a piece of hard rock candy. But it's not for eating. It's just for looking through.

Chief Dan George as Lone Watie in The Outlaw Josey Wales

70 The damn thing is heavier than Kelsey's burgers.

Don Rickles as Sergeant Crapgame in Kelly's Heroes