Jimmy Dugan: 30 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Jimmy Dugan, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 No, sir. I've quit drinking. -You've seen the error of your ways? -No, I just can't afford it.

Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan; Garry Marshall in A League of Their Own

2 Are you physically unable to show up on time?

Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own

3 It just got too hard. -It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great.

Jimmy Dugan (Tom Hanks), Dottie Hinson in A League of Their Own

4 Now, you start using your head! That's that lump that's three feet above your _!

Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own

5 Did anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?

Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own

6 How did I get so useless so fast?

Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own

7 Are you crying? -No. -Are you crying? Are you crying? There's no crying! There's no crying in baseball!

Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own

8 _. You can all kiss my _. That's right. Kiss my big hairy _.

Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own

9 I smile, wave my little hat, and I did that. So when do I get paid?

Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own

10 Ballplayers! I haven't got ballplayers! I've got girls! Girls are what you sleep with after the game not what you coach during the game.

Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own