19 Funny Quotes About Gym from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

Last updated on: September 12, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about gym from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

1 Oh, yes, time for my stoutness exercise. Up, down, up.

Quote from The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

2 How about skipping the rope? -I'm skipping the rope skipping.

Quote from Yogi Bear

3 I have very little time to get to the gym, so I have to sculpt my guns at the office.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

4 I believe it's jogging. Or yogging, it might be a soft J. I'm not sure, but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

5 You caught me in the middle of a little step aerobics I was doing out here.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

6 You know what your problem is, you don't work out. Gotta exercise. Look at me. That's all muscle.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

7 Good laugh does more for the stomach muscles than five minutes sitting-up exercises.

Robert Morley as Peterson in Beat the Devil (1953)

8 Oh, I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it, fellas. Veronica and I are trying this new fad called jogging.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

9 Come on, dude. You more shredded than a julienne salad, man.

Robert Downey Jr. as Kirk Lazarus in Tropic Thunder (2008)

10 Mom, I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex.

Quote from Jennifer's Body

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