14 Funny Quotes About Siblings from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

Updated: Sep 14, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about siblings from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

1 Can I have an extra piece of candy, for my stupid brother? He couldn't come with us 'cause he's sitting in a pumpkin patch waiting for the Great Pumpkin.

Sally Dryer as Lucy Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

2 You was here, and you was smooching with my brother!

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

3 Twins! In a bunk bed!

John Goodman as James P. "Sulley" Sullivan in Monsters, Inc.

4 My kid brother looked like a tick about to pop.

Peter Billingsley as Ralphie Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

5 We're twin sisters. -You might say we're related.

Eva Gabor as Duchess in The Aristocats

6 Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.

Chris Farley as Tommy Callahan in Tommy Boy (1995)

7 That stupid blockhead of a brother of mine is out in the pumpkin patch making his yearly fool of himself.

Sally Dryer as Lucy Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

8 You rotten sister! Your butt is crushing me!

Daveigh Chase as Lilo Pelekai in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

9 Twins, Basil. Twins.

Mike Myers as Austin Powers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

10 Dear Santa Claus. I got a little sister last year. This year I'd rather have some clay dough.

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone (1990)

14 Funny Quotes About Siblings from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

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