14 Funny Quotes About Siblings from Movies with Audio

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1 Can I have an extra piece of candy, for my stupid brother? He couldn't come with us 'cause he's sitting in a pumpkin patch waiting for the Great Pumpkin.

Sally Dryer as Lucy Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

2 You was here, and you was smooching with my brother!

Quote from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

3 Twins! In a bunk bed!

Quote from Monsters, Inc.

4 Dear Santa Claus. I got a little sister last year. This year I'd rather have some clay dough.

Quote from Home Alone (1990)

5 My kid brother looked like a tick about to pop.

Peter Billingsley as Ralphie Parker; Jean Shepherd as adult Ralphie in A Christmas Story (1983)

6 We're twin sisters. -You might say we're related.

Quote from The Aristocats

7 Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.

Chris Farley as Tommy Callahan in Tommy Boy (1995)

8 That stupid blockhead of a brother of mine is out in the pumpkin patch making his yearly fool of himself.

Sally Dryer as Lucy Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

9 You rotten sister! Your butt is crushing me!

Daveigh Chase as Lilo Pelekai in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

10 Twins, Basil. Twins.

Quote from Austin Powers in Goldmember