24 Funny Quotes About Wine from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

A collection of funny quotes about wine from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 Why don't you give her all your best wine? Maybe she'll drink enough, her eyesight will be restored.

Quote from Against the Drunken Cat Paws

12 No. After four o'clock, I can't tell you anything about my son. -Why not after four o'clock? -Because, after tasting the wine all day, after four o'clock I can't remember my son, let alone tell you anything about him.

Quote from Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

13 I told you I don't drink. -Oh, champagne's not drinking. That's the minimum of alcohol and the maximum of companionship.

David Niven as Sir Charles Lytton; Claudia Cardinale as Princess Dala in The Pink Panther (1963)

14 Perhaps I shall send Dom Perignon to your room. -I prefer to be alone tonight. Perhaps later I will meet your friend Don.

Chris Farley as Haru "The Great White Ninja"; Haru The Great White Ninja in Beverly Hills Ninja

15 Mmm. It's good wine. Nice and dry. I like it dry. It makes me so thirsty.

Martha Raye as Annabella Bonheur in Monsieur Verdoux

16 You see, it really wasn't Tracy at all. It was another girl. A Miss Pommery 1926.

Ruth Hussey as Elizabeth Imbrie in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

17 My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above a temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.

Sean Connery as James Bond in Goldfinger

18 More wine? -Wine not?

Quote from The Flight of Dragons (1982)

19 Can we have a bottle... of Dom DeLuise? Just kidding. -It was a joke. He meant Dom Perignon. -I got it.

Bill Pullman as Walter Jackson in Sleepless in Seattle

20 550 dollars for this bottle, Tony. What do you think of that? -That's pretty good. For a bunch of _ing grapes.

Robert Loggia as Frank Lopez in Scarface (1983)