23 Funny Quotes About Wine from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

Updated: Sep 14, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about wine from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 It seems the minute she hit the water, the wine hit her.

James Stewart as Macaulay Connor in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

12 Hey! Did you ever try dunking a potato chip in champagne? It's real crazy. Here. Isn't that crazy? -Yeah, pretty crazy.

Marilyn Monroe as The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

13 Why don't you give her all your best wine? Maybe she'll drink enough, her eyesight will be restored.

Quote from Against the Drunken Cat Paws

14 When you marry champagne, you can't trade it in for beer. You're stuck with it.

Quote from The Leopard Man (1943)

15 No. After four o'clock, I can't tell you anything about my son. -Why not after four o'clock? -Because, after tasting the wine all day, after four o'clock I can't remember my son, let alone tell you anything about him.

Quote from Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

16 I told you I don't drink. -Oh, champagne's not drinking. That's the minimum of alcohol and the maximum of companionship.

Quote from The Pink Panther (1963)

17 Mmm. It's good wine. Nice and dry. I like it dry. It makes me so thirsty.

Martha Raye as Annabella Bonheur in Monsieur Verdoux

18 You see, it really wasn't Tracy at all. It was another girl. A Miss Pommery 1926.

Ruth Hussey as Elizabeth Imbrie in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

19 My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above a temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.

Sean Connery as James Bond in Goldfinger

20 More wine? -Wine not?

Quote from The Flight of Dragons (1982)

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