Snatch Quotes with Sound Clips

Snatch

The best voice quotes and funny dialogue one liners from the movie Snatch (2000).

Actors: Jason Statham (Turkish), Stephen Graham (Tommy), Brad Pitt (Mickey), Alan Ford (Brick Top), Dennis Farina (Cousin Avi), Vinnie Jones (Bullet Tooth Tony), Benicio del Toro (Franky Four Fingers)

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You know, fish, chips, cup of tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary-fucking-Poppins. London!

I don't like leaving my own country and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less than warm, sandy beaches and cocktails with little straw hats.

Need a drink. -You can't give him a drink! -It's not for him. It's for me.

However, you do have all the characteristics of a dog, Gary. All except loyalty.

You shouldn't drink that stuff, anyway. -Why? What's wrong with it? -It's not in sync with evolution.

You take sugar? -No, thank you, Turkish. I'm sweet enough.

Cows have only been domesticated in the last 8000 years. Before that, they were running around as mad as lorries. The human digestive system hasn't got used to any dairy products yet.

I'm happy to leave the country, but I need money to do so.

It can get you in a lot of trouble, thinking. I shouldn't do so much of it.

Pretends he's Jewish. Wishes he was Jewish. Even tells his family they're Jewish, but he's about as Jewish as he is a fucking monkey.

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