george axelrod: 68 Movie Quotes with Audio

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1 The human body is a very delicate machine, a precision instrument. You can't run it on martinis and Hungarian goulash, especially in this hot weather.

Tom Ewell as Richard Sherman in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

2 Don't worry. Everything's fine. A married man, air-conditioning, champagne and potato chips. It's just a wonderful party.

Marilyn Monroe as The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

3 And now that I have your attention, I want to warn all you girls and women of New York about an evil, dangerous, perfectly dreadful married man who lives downstairs in my building.

Marilyn Monroe as The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

4 That's the wonderful part about being with a married man. No matter what happens, he can't possibly ask you to marry him. Because he's married already. -Right? Right.

Marilyn Monroe as The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

5 I just have no imagination at all. I have lots of other things, but I have no imagination.

Marilyn Monroe as The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

6 Look at those bloodshot eyes. Look at that face - ravaged, dissipated, evil. One of these mornings, you're gonna look in the mirror, and that's all, brother. The Portrait of Dorian Gray.

Tom Ewell as Richard Sherman in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

7 This is what they call classical music, isn't it? -Yes. -I could tell because there's no vocal.

Marilyn Monroe as The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

8 If I stay in New York alone, there's a very good chance that I will not live to see September.

Tom Ewell as Richard Sherman in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

9 Don't wipe it off. If she thinks it's cranberry sauce, tell her she's got cherry pits in her head.

Marilyn Monroe as The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

10 You know, Helen has a lot of nerve calling me at 10:00. It shows a very definite lack of trust.

Tom Ewell as Richard Sherman in The Seven Year Itch (1952)