George Carlin: 30 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 3

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21 How? -Modern technology, William.

As Rufus in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

22 Do you know when the Mongols ruled China? -Well, perhaps we could ask them.

As Rufus in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

23 Hi. Welcome to the future.

As Rufus in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

24 Here. That's to help you as you start your new band.

As Rufus in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

25 Why don't you have the ladies sign as well, would you please? After all, they are in the band.

As Rufus in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

26 If you guys were separated, it would have been disastrous for life as we know it.

As Rufus in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

27 Don't worry, it'll all make sense. I'm a professional.

As Rufus in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

28 If I should fail to keep these two on the correct path, the basis of our society will be in danger.

As Rufus in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

29 I'm telling you this place is great. But it almost wasn't.

As Rufus in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

30 Bowling averages are way up. Mini-golf scores are way down.

As Rufus in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure