Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Quotes with Sound Clips

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound clips of some of the best sayings and quotes from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989 film) that you can use as ringtones. All audio files are in .mp3 and .wav format.

Actors: Keanu Reeves (Ted "Theodore" Logan), Alex Winter (Bill S. Preston Esquire), George Carlin (Rufus)

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1 And I'm telling you, it's great here. The air is clean. The water's clean. Even the dirt is clean.

— Rufus (George Carlin)

2 Therefore, Ted's father's own fear of failure has caused him to make his son the embodiment of all of his own deepest anxieties about himself. And, hence, his aggression transference onto Ted.

3 OK, George Washington. One: The father of our country. -Two: Born on President's Day. -Three: The dollar bill guy.

— Bill S. Preston Esquire (Alex Winter), Ted "Theodore" Logan (Keanu Reeves), Ted Theodore Logan

4 Why be soft and flabby when you can be firm and trim, when you can have a body that cries out, look at me, admire me?

5 Billy, you are dealing with the oddity of time travel with the greatest of ease.

— Bill S. Preston Esquire (Alex Winter)

6 You see, eventually your music will help put an end to war and poverty. It will align the planets and bring them into universal harmony, allowing meaningful contact with all forms of life, from extraterrestrial beings to common household pets.

— Rufus (George Carlin)

7 Excuse me. Do you know where there are any personages of historical significance around here?

— Bill S. Preston Esquire (Alex Winter)

8 Greetings, my excellent friends.

— Rufus (George Carlin)

9 OK, the lady in that car over there said that Marco Polo was in the year 1275. So it's not just a water sport, I knew it.

— Bill S. Preston Esquire (Alex Winter), Ted "Theodore" Logan (Keanu Reeves), Ted Theodore Logan

10 So-crates, watch out for your robe, dude.

— Bill S. Preston Esquire (Alex Winter)

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