George Carlin Movie Quotes & Lines – 30 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 You see, eventually your music will help put an end to war and poverty. It will align the planets and bring them into universal harmony, allowing meaningful contact with all forms of life, from extraterrestrial beings to common household pets.

As Rufus in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

2 There's a lotta love out there, you know, man?

As Fillmore in Cars

3 Be excellent to each other.

As Rufus in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

4 Fly away, Stanley. Be free!

As Fillmore in Cars

5 How 'bout some organic fuel? -That freak juice? -Pass.

As Fillmore in Cars

6 It's a conspiracy, man! The oil companies got a grip on the government! They're feedin' us a bunch of lies, man.

As Fillmore in Cars

7 Oh, man! Whoa. Bad trip, man.

As Fillmore in Cars

8 Respect the classics, man.

As Fillmore in Cars

9 Respect the classics, man. It's Hendrix!

As Fillmore in Cars

10 And I'm telling you, it's great here. The air is clean. The water's clean. Even the dirt is clean.

As Rufus in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure