George Gabby Hayes Movie Quotes & Lines – 7 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 I've had you in my barber chair day after day, and many's the time I've wanted to slit your fool throat from ear to ear.

In Dark Command (1940)

2 You ain't a wrecker, boy. You're a builder.

In Dark Command (1940)

3 I can't read or write, you know that. -Listen, you don't read and write a man into jail.

Walter Pidgeon as Will Cantrell; George Gabby Hayes in Dark Command (1940)

4 I done it. I remembered how. I was afraid my hands had lost their cunning, but I done it.

In Dark Command (1940)

5 Jumpin' catfish, I'm out of the barberin' business. I'm a practicin' physician again!

In Dark Command (1940)

6 Am I a dentist? My friend, you're looking directly at the best dentist west of the Mississippi.

In Dark Command (1940)

7 Well, you got strange ideas about justice. Don't wanna hit nobody unless they deserve it. Now that's all right. But we're in business. Business is different.

In Dark Command (1940)