Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke Quotes with Sound Clips

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Download or listen to voice quotes and sound clips sampled from the movie Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke (1978). All waveform samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Cheech Marin (Pedro De Pacas), Tommy Chong (Anthony "Man" Stoner), Stacy Keach (Sgt. Stedenko)

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1 The TV set itself is the marijuana.

— Sgt. Stedenko (Stacy Keach)

2 God, I will never, ever, never take a bald-headed man in the department again.

— Sgt. Stedenko (Stacy Keach)

3 Oh, God. I hope that was a fart.

— Pedro De Pacas (Cheech Marin)

4 We don't need tickets. We are brothers of the faith, Kemo Sabe.

— Sgt. Stedenko (Stacy Keach)

5 You mean we're smoking dog _, man?

— Pedro De Pacas (Cheech Marin)

6 I can't believe we can't find no grass nowhere, man. -That's 'cause too many people are smoking it now. And it really makes it tough on the rest of us.

— Pedro De Pacas (Cheech Marin), Anthony "Man" Stoner (Tommy Chong)

7 When I think of the time and the money I've wasted on your training, and you still turn out to be a blithering idiot.

— Sgt. Stedenko (Stacy Keach)

8 You never know what's in that stuff, man. Could be a dog or something.

— Pedro De Pacas (Cheech Marin)

9 Oh, man, are you flipped out on one of your Vietnam trips, man?

— Pedro De Pacas (Cheech Marin)

10 And then I'm going to take off your dress. And then I'm going to take off your bra. And then I'm going to take off your shoes.

— Pedro De Pacas (Cheech Marin)

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