I got bit in the ass today, son. By a stinking-ass filthy dog.
6 seconds sound clip from the Friday (1995) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:49:53 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Oh. Man. She said she looked like Janet Jackson.
- You lucky. And you know this, man.
- Hey, Dad. Oh. What happened to you?
- I got bit in the ass today, son. By a stinking-ass filthy dog.
- You should have seen it. Biggest dog I've ever seen in my life.
- I told you. You didn't tell me shit.
- Y'all get on the front porch with all that damn noise.
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