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He's a kindergarten teacher at some school downtown, which I know might scare a lot of parents, seeing as how he's a weedhead and all.

9 seconds sound clip from the Half Baked movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:03:47 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Heifer with cheese.

- You son of a bitch, I'm right behind you! Turn around and ask me for a Heifer with cheese, yo!

- Why you gotta make me feel inferior 'cause I'm on the grill, B? Damn!

- Scarface is kind of a hyper guy for a pothead.

- Sorry.

- Kenny is probably doing the best out of all of us.

- He's a kindergarten teacher at some school downtown, which I know might scare a lot of parents, seeing as how he's a weedhead and all.

- But let me tell you, man, that guy does wonders for those children's self-esteem.

- Oh, I love you so much, little one. All of you. All of you. It's so good.

- Brian works at a new and used record store.

- He gets to talk about music all day. Perfect job for a stoner.

- Lady, you want seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record? I'll give you five.

- He autographed it himself.

- All right, I'll give you four.

[...]

Half Baked Sound Clip

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Famous quotes from Half Baked (1998 comedy film), featuring short audio clips of the best lines.

Actors: Dave Chappelle (Thurgood Jenkins / Sir Smoke-a-Lot), Jim Breuer (Brian), Harland Williams (Kenny Davis), Tommy Chong (Squirrel Master), Clarence Williams III (Samson Simpson), Rachel True (Mary Jane Potman), Guillermo Díaz (Scarface)

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